1. jalexintheimpala:

    god bless gordan ramsey 

    (Source: yourmanwontdancebutiwill, via shewiththedeadlybite)

  3. [+]

    (Source: bbcswilliam, via sherleck)

  4. majesty:


    (Source: monrousel, via eugeneee)


  5. jingledeeznuts:


    What if we all looked the way we wanted? Our ideal weight became reality, our worries about money washed away. Your love life is exactly the way you pictured it. Do you think we’d all be happier? Or would we just find new things to hate?

    this post just fucked me up

    (via emilyjcarr)


  6. fuckoffcishets:

    occupation: the family disappointment

    (Source: overlypolitebisexual, via emilyjcarr)

  7. (Source: gifdrome, via shedont-stop)

  8. (Source: bobbynewport, via thisisfrapu)


  9. bigballsforsuchatinypenis:


    i think my saddest moment as an Australian was finding out that the rest of the world doesn’t say “never eat soggy weetbix” to figure out the order of the compass

    This is a fantastic discovery.

    I’m an Englishman and I was taught “never entertains someone’s wife”
    Took me years to realise what it meant

    (Source: annnica)

  10. rolorevolution:

    Scott Pilgrim’s response was always on point

    (Source: patrickmasturbateman, via idontmakesense)


  12. windazure:

    idk I just want to find someone who is proud as fuck to be with me.

    (via urban-ruins)

  14. twmdm89:

    Man this cracks me up.

    (via justbeingaqueen)


  15. vanjalen:


    gf: babe come over

    me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

    gf: my parents are out

    me: image

    at what point does a joke die because i think we’ve beaten this horse into the ground with an aluminum bat

    (via bigballsforsuchatinypenis)