1. fuckyoudad69:

    arroyomar:

    Dildo attached to a Buzz Lightyear attached to a traffic light (at North 7th Medical)

    Finally, I see some real art on this website. 10/10.

    (via geekycrap)

     
  2. thesassylorax:

    jaclcfrost:

    jaclcfrost:

    comedy gold

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    it just keeps getting better

    Owl you can fly

    (Source: jaclcfrost, via idontmakesense)

     
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  4. there-was-no-other-sound:

    rnultiplayer:

    wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?

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    that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried

    FLUFFY MILK HORSE

    (via fractalfrequency)

     
  5. chocolateist:

    pardonmewhileipanic:

    bestnatesmithever:

    captcreate:

    The leg up at the end tho.

    I like the coach, putting his hands on his knees like, “Welp, that wasn’t it.”

    i was almost like “oh man that sucks” and then her leg popped and i fucking lost it

    That leg is killing me

    (Source: hugedickgrayson, via create-ine)

     
  6. squat-press-pull:

    create-ine:

    Jeremy Hamilton, 765lb/346kg deadlift.

    One of the most underrated powerlifters currently.

     
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  8. fractalfrequency:

    blxck-diamonds:

    vintagelittleteacup:

    california-studs:

    fastenyourfuckingbelts:

    polluteify:

    im-simply-me:

    1hey:

    it hurt when I stumbled across her.
    she was like broken glass all along the floor.
    but it was beautiful and my curiosity got the best of me.
    I remember looking at her and all I could see was pain.
    she had this insane look of desperation; you could almost feel it.
    and yet her eyes were still hollow; like the life had been sucked out of her.
    I wanted to pick up her pieces.
    I wanted to put her back together.
    and so I tried. I really did.
    I got a little cut along the way.
    the more I tried to fix her the more fragile I became myself but I didn’t care.
    I wanted to see her happy.
    every time I made her laugh I thought about how I wanted to make her laugh forever.
    she was getting better.
    eventually she was put together enough to get up and walk away.
    but she didn’t take me with her.
    and I’ve been stuck sitting here where I first found her.
    wondering if the pieces left on the floor are hers or mine.
    I should probably get the fuck up.

    THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL OHMYGOD

    wow..

    This actually fucking hurt to read.

    THIS HURT SO MUCH TO READ

    Oh my god, this is so heartbreaking yet so fucking beautiful to read. Just wow, I’m speechless.

    my heart has been ripped apart I cannot

    Oh darling.

     
  9. incurablylazydevil:

    forgiveness: Sherlock vs Mary

    (via sherleck)

     
  10. skateboardingissimple:

    Luan Oliveira - Halfcab flip

    (via dannylifts)

     
  11. complimentstothechief:

    mvgl:

    The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 2x09 - “Cased Up” (November 11, 1991)

    Pretty fucking relevant.

    (via idontmakesense)

     
  12. tyranitart:

    look at this lil bruh-bruh. he fresh out the egg and already on the prowl fuckin wreckin a dumb human. meanwhile human babies just cry and shit themselves and have to be fed by a bigger, still frail human. damn we weak

    (Source: reptilianbitch, via thisisfrapu)

     
  13. didgeridood:

    cool-critters:

    Mata mata (Chelus fimbriata)

    The Mata mata is a freshwater turtle found in South America, primarily in the Amazon and Orinoco basins. It is strictly an aquatic species but it prefers standing in shallow water where its snout can reach the surface to breathe. The appearance of the mata mata’s shell resembles a piece of bark, and its head resembles fallen leaves. The mata mata is carnivorous, feeding exclusively upon aquatic invertebrates and fish, which it has to swallow whole, since it cannot chew due to the way its mouth is constructed.

    that’s like a fucking pokemon

    (via thisisfrapu)

     
  14. create-ine:

    Jeremy Hamilton, 765lb/346kg deadlift.

    (via surge-to-new-levels)

     
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